✠ voicemail

[knightofchanges]

Is this thing on?

This is Ace! If you need anything, just leave me a message and I'll get back to you.

[ooc: IC/OOC comments, just leave a message if you need anything]

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[immahorse]

[meanwhile, during Ace and Alice's week long hibernation Joe stumbles across an interesting item...


SNUFF SNUFF

hey there dreamberry you smell kind of nice.]

[immahorse]

[somehow Joe is calling Ace's dreamberry with Alice's. Joe is just that hoovey with technology. BADUMCHIIII and seeing as how Ace can't answer-- STRAIGHT TO VOICEMAIL.

enjoy the ridiculously heavy breathing that goes on for several minutes....


before a light neigh is heard.


Joe is onto you and your tricks dreamberry.... he shall figure you out.]

[immahorse]

[stomp stomp stomp

Joe is announcing himself as the Alpha-male over this dreamberry...

actually no he's just shuffling his hooves and shifting his weight around.

BECAUSE WE KNOW HOW MUCH HORSES LOVE TO DO THAT.]

[immahorse]

[he's so bored.

master has been sleep long time.


Joe even went through the trouble of licking Ace's toes to wake him. to no avail.]

[immahorse]

[They are so lucky Joe was around to ward off desert creatures.


because no one came a crawlin' while Joe was on watch. no siree!

because they know Joe is boss.]

[immahorse]

[dreamberry you no fun. do something cool and unlame to entertain Joe.]

[immahorse]

[maybe if he licks it---]

[immahorse]

[EW NO GROSS


gotta go graze on some oasis greens to get that nasty taste out of his mouth.]

[immahorse]

[Maybe the hoomans will wake up soon and take him for a ride and give him tasty treats.


hurry up hoomans..... Joe is waiting.]

[immahorse]

[maybe he should have a party while they sleep.

invite all his horse friends to the oasis to play.]

[immahorse]

[but it's a pretty far commute....

and Joe doesn't really have any horse friends. so....



that idea is out.]

[immahorse]

[better just wait it out like a good horse. Joe is a good horse.]

[immahorse]

[insert many other horse-like noises here before the feed finally idles out.]

[knightofchanges]

[knew he chose the right the horse. atta boy, Joe, way to be the guard...horse.]